I found our dog with next doors pet rabbit in his mouth, dead, all chewed up, muddy, it was horrible. Not wanting to fall out with them, I managed to get it off the dog and gave it a bath, blow-dried the fur, sneaked into their garden that night and put the rabbit back in its hutch. I thought they'd find the dead rabbit and think it'd passed away from natural causes.
A few days later, I saw John on the drive and he said I should watch out because there is some weird stuff going on at the moment.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well, did you hear that our rabbit died?"
"Ermm... no... shame. What happened?"
"We found him dead in his cage one day, but the thing is that the day after we buried him, some sick b*stard had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the hutch."