Topic: An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian

[Clive]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are in a museum looking at a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

The Englishman says, "Look at their calm and reserve, they must be English."

"Nonsense." the Frenchman disagrees, "They are naked and so beautiful." "Surely they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Rusian points out, "they only have an apple to eat, and they are told this is Paradise." "They're Russian!"

 

[Simon]