Topic: Facebook

[Clive]

This is for those of you in my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
 
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

 
Every day I go down to the street and tell the neighbours what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.
 
Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.

 
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.


And it works.
 
I already have 3 persons following me.


Two police officers and a psychiatrist.