The plane leaves JFK airport under the control of a Jewish Captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish Captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
“I don’t like Chinese...”
“No rike Chinese?” asks the co-pilot, “Why not?”
“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why.”
“No, no”, the co-pilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.”
“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese. Doesn’t matter, you’re all alike.”
There’s a few minutes of silence...
“I no rike Jews, the co-pilot suddenly announces.
“Oh yeah, why not?” asks the captain.
“Jews sink Titanic.” says the co-pilot.
“What? That’s insane. Jews didn’t sink the Titanic.” exclaims the captain, “It was an iceberg.”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , no mattah...all frucking same.
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