A couple was invited to a sw**ky costume party. Unfortunately, the
wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go
to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being
spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without
pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go to the party. Since
her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted
when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a
little touch here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the
new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he
wished... Naturally, (since he was her husband).
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation
he would make for his behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
time he had.
He said: "Oh, the same old thing.. You know I never have a good time
when you're not there."
"Did you dance much?"
"You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Browning and some other guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened
to the guy I loaned my costume to.”