A man with no arms and no legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach when three women from England, Wales and Scotland were walking past and felt really sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" He said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'Have ya ever been fooked, laddie?" When the man broke into a big smile and said "No," she said, "Well ye will be when the tide comes in."
Topic: Human Kindness (Read 1259 times)