Topic: stafe day avrybobby!!!

[Clive]

On a serious note I heard a doctor on TV this morning saying, in this time of Coronavirus, staying at home is difficult but we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Gin, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of me valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chucletz. Yu haf no idr how blumin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner p**s. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands,

stafe day avrybobby!!! 👍

[Simon]

 

But what's "two hash yer wands"?  Can't work that bit out!

[Clive]

Do wash your hands!   

[Simon]

Ah!   

[daveeb]

 

[chorleydave]

It seems incredible to me that the scientists can't find a cure for a virus that  can apparently be killed by washing your hands while singing "Happy Birthday" twice. 

[Clive]

Apparently they are working very hard to find a cure at Porton Down.   

[daveeb]

It seems incredible to me that the scientists can't find a cure for a virus that  can apparently be killed by washing your hands while singing "Happy Birthday" twice. 

You could inject yourself with pints of warm soapy water  I must go and post it on Facebook to help everyone out. 

[Clive]