Author Topic: TAE A FART (One for Lona!) (Read 3151 times)

Simon · « **on:** July 30, 2005, 09:37 »

TAE A FART

Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts tae stir an enormous win'
The neeps 'n' tatties 'n' mushy peas
Stert workin' like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin' wi' the sauncie face
Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place
Nae maiter whit the hell ye dae
A'bodys gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair
Tae try an' stop the leakin' air
Shify yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it disnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almichty it fairly reeks
Hope a huvnae s**t ma breeks
Tae the bog a better scurry
Aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry
A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or twa are nearly bokin
A'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wis him! A shout wi' accusin glower
Alas too late, he's jist keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome ony mair
Where e'er ye be let yer wind gang free
Sounds like jist the job fur me
Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party
Ower the sake o' wan wee farty

NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2005, 19:54 »

nice one simon
that should keep her in her place ie rebuild the wall lol

she is raving you know

NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2005, 19:56 »

it there anybody out there

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NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2005, 19:57 »

i hope she takes it in good hurmor and don,t try and skelp me

NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2005, 19:58 »

haveing said that if i hid her soap box she will be stumped

NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2005, 19:59 »

having said that she is armless without her teeth in you know

NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2005, 20:01 »

ive hidden them in the frigde in the cold box hope the don't freeze

NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2005, 20:02 »

however having said that she lovley you know

Dogsbody · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2005, 20:08 »

Quote from: "NiTrOgEn"

however having said that she lovley you know

I think its too late for that now

DB

Simon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2005, 20:11 »

Well, it was only meant in good humour. I can't see how she could take it any other way! :roll:

NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2005, 20:52 »

you never know however simon these are strange times and boy is she strange lol :twisted:

Lona · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2005, 22:29 »

:heehee:

Anybody requiring a translation, please PM me

PS With the exception of Cammy, he speaks the lingo. :wink:

NiTrOgEn · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2005, 08:48 »

where ya hid me tatties eh

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