Topic: Scotch and Water

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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
and orders a Scotch with two drops of
water.

The bartender gives her the drink, and she
says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th
birthday and it's today."

The bartender says, "Well, since it's your
birthday,this one is on me."

As the woman finishes her drink, the woman
to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

The woman says, "Thank you, how sweet of
you. OK then, Bartender, I want a Scotch with
two drops of water."

"Coming up," says the bartender.

As she finishes that drink, the man to her
left says, "I would like to buy you a drink too."

The woman says, "Thank you very much, my
dear. Bartender, I'll have another Scotch with
two drops of water."

"Coming right up," the bartender says.

As he gives her the drink this time, he
says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of
water?"

The old woman giggles and replies,
"Sonny, when you're my age, you've
learned how to hold your liquor.

Water, however, is a whole other issue!"