Author Topic: Symptoms Of The Bird Flu (Read 2161 times)

Clive · « **on:** December 05, 2005, 19:22 »

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield.

Simon · « **Reply #1 on:** December 05, 2005, 20:32 »

I think I've got bird flu. This afternoon, I started talking bo||ocks, and couldn't park the car!

Sandra · « **Reply #2 on:** December 05, 2005, 20:57 »

No Simon, youre ok.

Thats called just being a typical male

sam · « **Reply #3 on:** December 05, 2005, 21:05 »

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6. An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield.

clive - isnt that what you do all the time?

Simon · « **Reply #4 on:** December 05, 2005, 22:03 »

Quote from: "Sandra"

No Simon, youre ok.

Thats called just being a typical male

Who rattled your cage?

Clive · « **Reply #5 on:** December 05, 2005, 22:22 »

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6. An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield.

clive - isnt that what you do all the time?

My passengers usually do that when they experience my driving.

Sandra · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2005, 00:02 »

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Who rattled your cage?

Thats in the wrong place Simon, the Faraday sculpture is in anither thread

sam · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2005, 08:32 »

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My passengers usually do that when they experience my driving.

yes (I speak from experience!) and so do those kids you hit and land on your windshield!

Clive · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2005, 12:59 »

Is it my fault they were trying to admire my white leather upholstery???

sam · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2005, 13:37 »

... well its brown now!

Simon · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2005, 18:10 »