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Offline Rodders

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« on: December 30, 2005, 10:29 »
Passing aliens see a man sitting in a boat rowing down the river singing, "Old man river, that old man river...

Just as an experiment, they beam him up, remove half of his brain and beam him back down again.  Straight away he starts, "Old man river...

This has the aliens scratching their heads and wondering how he can possibly do that, so they beam him back up and remove another quarter of his brain, then beam him back down.  Sure enough, he starts rowing again and singing "Old man river...

By now, the aliens are pretty puzzled as to how a man with just a quarter of a brain can still be doing this, so they beam him back up again and remove all of his brain - even scraping the inside of his skull to make sure there's none left.  Then they beam him back down again, and he starts rowing, singing, "Ferryyyyy cross the merseyyyyyyyy...
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2005, 11:31 »
The scousers will be out to get you, Rod!  :grin:

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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2005, 11:47 »
You may well be right, Simon.  They've already started on my car.

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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2005, 12:37 »
:lol:  :clap:
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2005, 12:47 »
...and they've even found Bournemouth Airport!

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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2005, 15:15 »
There goes escape plan B.   :laugh:
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2005, 20:28 »
Simon and Rodders are you Boris Johnson and Terry Christian in disguise  :laugh: Caaaaaaaaaaaalm down or Daz, Baz & Laz could be paying you a visit.  8)
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2005, 22:01 »
Unfortunately, Dave, it seems they may be pre-engaged...

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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2006, 16:09 »
:lol:
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2006, 17:45 »
that pics a few seasons out of date simon! :-)
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2006, 01:27 »
Why?  Have they all got jobs now?  :laugh:
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2006, 11:04 »
prob not... but they wouldnt be able to afford tickets now, unless they had a job... guess car crime is up :-) I shouldnt say that since I'm a big liverpool fan!
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2006, 12:13 »
Shoot the scouser   :whistle:


I'll let you know when you get near  :twisted:
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2006, 14:46 »
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2006, 15:22 »
As i say...


I'll let you know when you get near  :twisted:  :P  :wink:


Keep trying!!!  :blahh:
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