Topic: A woman about forty-five

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A woman about forty-five was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor said I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 50-year-old ass?"  "Your name never came up," she answered.