A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took
himself off to the doctors.
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little
paper bag.
"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but
I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,
come back and see me in a couple of days."
The little paper bag felt no better when he got
back for the results.
"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.
"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!"
said the little paper bag.
"Have you been having unprotected s * x?"
asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a
little paper bag!"
"Well have you been sharing needles with other
intravenous dr * g users?"
asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a
little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a
jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little
paper bag!"
"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a h * mosexual
relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm
just a little paper bag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation."
said the doctor
this is good - wait for it ;-) .... .... .... .... ....
"Your mother must have been a carrier"
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Topic: The Little Paper Bag (Read 970 times)