Topic: chavs

[sam]

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him? It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
What you lookin' at?"


10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

13. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please

14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville?
Exhibit A

16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.

20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."

21. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car
wash

22. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

23. What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.

24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth
until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav
asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an
argument
for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde
girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society

[Simon]

[mistybear]

I have no idea what a Chav is, but you could apply that to so many groups of individuals.  
I was laughing so much even Michael asked me to be quiet. :shock:

[Sandra]

This explains it Misty  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

[Clive]

You can find more revelations HERE  MB.  

[mistybear]

The slang maybe a little different, but we have a similar breed here.
Actually as we were shopping today a group ran in to the shop and asked for the ones in there to go outside as a fight was about to happen.
They didn't really ask it was more like hey f...... b..... f...... and so on.
Michael went out to watch, cheap entertainment, who needs WWF.

[davy51]

this type is international lol

[sam]

in the UK they are also called, Kev's, Scallies and various others.