Topic: The Demise of the Miser

[Serenity]

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
 money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
 died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my
 money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
 afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of
 her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the
 casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket,  his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next  to her. When they finished the ceremony,just before the undertakers  got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled
it away.

Her friend said, "I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back On my
word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that Casket
with him."
 "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I  sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and  wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

 :whistle:

[Simon]

[mistybear]