Topic: Moses

[Clive]

Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he
Had learned in Sunday school.

"Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses
Behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the
Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea,
He had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the
People walked across safely.

Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements.
They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the
Israelites were saved."

"Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught
You?" his mother asked.

"Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher
Did, you'd never believe it!"