A duck walks into a bar and ask for a pint of lager shandy. The barman stands back in amazement and says, "Wow, you're a talking duck! We don't often get many talking ducks in here"
The duck replies, "Yes well you'll get at least one for the next four days"
"Why?" asks the barman.
"Well I'm doing some plastering on the new houses being built down the road, so I'll be in for a swift one in my dinner hour"
"That's amazing" said the barman "I've got a friend who runs a circus he could do with a guy like you, he pays big wages as well, much more than you'll be earning now. I'll give him a bell if you like?"
"Sounds great mate," said the duck, "But them circus types live in tents don't they?"
"Yeah" says the barman "Why?"
"Well," says the duck, "What the bloody hell do they want with a plasterer?"
Topic: Plastered (Read 674 times)