Topic: The Cowboy and The Minister

[Simon]

The Cowboy and The Minister A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
 
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

[Rik]

I don't drink, you know, Simon... 

[Simon]

I don't drink, you know, Simon... 

Ahh, so now we know what you get up to in the evenings!   

[Rik]

Moi??

I merely adjust my RAM and polish my hard drive... 

[Simon]

Don't mention RAMs to Clive.  He had an altercation with a jealous one the other night. 

[Rik]

That's Welsh blood for you. 

[Clive]

My favourite site Rik.  

[Rik]

Seems to be a bit limp at the moment...