Topic: Golf

[Serenity]

It was a sunny morning on the first hole of a
busy golf course and I was beginning my pre-shot
routine, visualizing my shot when a piercing
voice came over the Clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would
the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to men's
tee, please!"
 
I could feel every eye on the course looking at
me.  I was still deep in my routine, impervious
to the interruption.  Again the announcement,
"Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up
to the Men's tee!"
 
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating
on my shot, when once more the man yelled, "WOULD
THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO MEN'S TEE,
PLEASE!!!!!"
 
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and
shouted back, "WOULD THE @#$%^&*  WITH THE
MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY
SECOND SHOT!!!!!"   


 

[Simon]

[Sheltieuk]

 

[mistybear]