Topic: One for Clive

[Serenity]

I've sure gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation. Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 69 or 96. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license 

[Rik]

 

I think I've met that person.

(In all seriousness, I used to know one elderly driver who didn't understand what roundabouts were - so just drove straight across them...)

[Clive]

Your point Rik....?   

[Rik]

Most people refer to it as my head, Clive... 

[Clive]

This thread could seriously degenerate!   

[Rik]

Oh good, I do like to be consistent. 

[mistybear]