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Offline Clive

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« on: December 04, 2007, 09:05 »
DOCTOR: You have an incurable disease. You'll be dead in a week.

MAN: Isn't there anything at all I can do?

DOCTOR: Well...you could take three mud baths a day.

MAN: Will that keep me alive longer?

DOCTOR: No, but it will acclimatize your body to dirt.
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Re: Modern Medicine...
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2007, 09:39 »
:aarrgh:  :haha:
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Re: Modern Medicine...
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2007, 09:56 »
Of course, it would be a complete waste of time if he was going to be cremated...  :o:
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Re: Modern Medicine...
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2007, 11:21 »
 :smartarse:
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Re: Modern Medicine...
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2007, 11:55 »
Ah, you've noticed.  ;D
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Re: Modern Medicine...
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 08:57 »
You think my jokes are bad.........  ;D
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