Topic: Dumb ass

[Clive]

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain.

Man: "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a Bee."

Doctor: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

Man: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

Doctor: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place
you were stung."

Man: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"

Doctor in anger: "No, no you idiot! I mean on which part of your body
did that bee sting."

Man still screaming in pain: "On my finger! The bee stung me on my
finger and it really hurts"

Doctor banging his fist and shouting: "Which one?"

Man innocently: "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."

[Rik]

 

Mind you, there's probably many a doctor nodding along to that story...

[Simon]

Shouldn't that be a blonde joke?   

[mistybear]

I've had conversations like that with Michael. 

[Clive]

Good to hear you have a completely normal teenager MB. 

[mistybear]

Communicating with your kids is grossly over rated anyway. 

[mistybear]

One of my neighbours has three teenage sons, and one day at the supermarket she walked past me and said "you can't kill them", and kept walking. 

Not something that I had considered, but her boys are, as they say, a little more adventurous.

[Clive]

I only suffered the one but he's now grown up and married and expecting a child of his own.  I pray that he has an easier time of it than we did!   

[mistybear]

So it will be granpa Clive. 

[Clive]