Over breakfast one morning, a little boy kept staring intently at his
grandfather. 'Is anything the matter, son?' the old man asked.
'No, Gramps. I was just wondering what position you play in the football
team.'
'What are you talking about?' laughed Gramps. 'I'm far too old to play
football.'
'Oh,' said the little. Boy. 'It's just that Dad' said that when you
kicked off, we'd be able to afford a new car.'