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Offline mistybear

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What Was Jesus
« on: June 02, 2008, 14:04 »
                                                                                 What Was Jesus

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

   1. He called everyone “brother”
   2. He liked Gospel
   3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

   1. He went into His Fathers business.
   2. He lived at home until he was 33.
   3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

   1. He talked with his hands.
   2. He had wine with every meal.
   3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

   1. He never cut his hair.
   2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
   3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

   1. He never got married.
   2. He was always telling stories.
   3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

   1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
   2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
   3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

Offline Simon

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Re: What Was Jesus
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 14:38 »
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Re: What Was Jesus
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 15:40 »
 :lol:  I've often said, Jesus Christ!!! to wimen before  ::)  ;D ;)
« Last Edit: June 02, 2008, 15:43 by Camstop »

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Re: What Was Jesus
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 16:41 »
 ;D :thumbs:
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