A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
Wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
Golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking Around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, There was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - Stuck right in the middle of the cow's
f*nny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that!