Topic: Short And Funny

[Clive]

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

'I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes.'

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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[Simon]

[Rik]

I empathise way too much.

[David]

My wife and I had words,

  sounds right 

[mistybear]

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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I have put my glasses on, to find my glasses. 

Ever have those days when you should have stayed in bed?

Put your empty cup in the fridge, and the milk in the sink....   

[David]

Daily MB................daily 

[Clive]

Oh yes!  Worrying isn't it?