Topic: Save The World! Ban Booze And Bread!

[GillE]

When yeast ferments (as it does when making booze or bread) it produces alcohol and abominable CO₂  .  So if we want to save the world from such a harmful greenhouse gas as CO₂, we should all stop boozing and consuming bread.  I've decided the urgency of our global warming problem is so acute that my first step will be to do this...



... just as soon as the IPCC persuades the international community to follow suit  .  I won't make any further efforts until this happens.

[Clive]

You have my full support Gill.  One last loaf of bread then!   

[mistybear]

I'm on board, I gave up drinking a few years back and I don't eat bread. 

[Clive]

Good heavens!  Is there anything you haven't given up MB?   

[mistybear]

Well, I've tried mighty hard, but I keep failing miserably.


I just don't know what it is and why I can't stop myself.


I remember how life used to be before I started, and I try to get my life back there.....


I know what it is to be addicted and how it can impact your life and the lives of your family......


I have conquered bigger addictions than this


I've tried cold turkey.......




........  and it's bloody awful......



......... and I hate cranberry sauce as well.






But I just can't do it.



Call me weak, call me pathetic. But don't call me a bitch....... just ask David. 





But when all is said and done, I have to own up and admit it....






I just can't stay away from this damned forum. 

[Simon]

That's just the way we like it! 

[davy51]

addictions are hard to beat Mistybear
But it is so very nice to have you hear with the rest of the addicts

[Clive]

Amen to that Davy!   

[mistybear]

Awww shucks, thanks guys.     

[Camstop]

 

David! Is she or isn't she?   

[davy51]

  I will never tell she might get concieted lol