I knew you had one of those, but the one I linked too is not even out yet. And come on you are the definitive "Mr Gadget" of PC Pals
OK, how about a
Acer Aspire One? 95% size of a normal laptop keyboard,but a short life battery. There is always a trade off one way or another.
To be honest, I'm a horses for courses kind a guy. If you need a PC you get a PC, if you need your own personal PC on the move, you need a proper laptop.