Topic: Dog

[Rik]

Obviously you rang MB's bell.

[mistybear]

Well, he certainly didn't touch my knockers.

[Simon]

That would have been a long reach! 

[David]

And there is a lot of screwing when it comes to fitting a door 

[mistybear]

Depends where you're trying to fit it......  ':| 



Oh, and I love the cat. 

[David]

Well I have just been out to buy a new electril drill,but the woman in B&Q was so rude i just had to.......





Smack and decker her

  Kate x

[Simon]

Oh yeah, I was in B&Q last year, and this old guy in an orange suit came up to me, carrying a lump of wood, and asked if I wanted decking...

So I laid the ba$tard out before he could get his first punch in.  You can't trust old geezers in orange suits! 

[Sandra]

  You can't trust old geezers in orange suits! 

Especially those with long scruffy beards in Guantanemo 

I cant understand why our government is thinking of agreeing to take the terrorists, that their own countries wont accept back, off the USAs hands 

[Rik]

I cant understand why our government is thinking of agreeing to take the terrorists, that their own countries wont accept back, off the USAs hands 

Because we like to roll over and do whatever the Americans ask?

[Simon]

To work in B&Q?

[mistybear]

What's B&Q?

[mistybear]

Kate x

 And to you, David. 

[Rik]

What's B&Q?

A DIY store, MB. btw...

[mistybear]

Oh, yes. Makes sense, we have quite a few big ones here. And they all advertised heavily during the lead up to Christmas, saying that you could everyone one in the family a gift. Just imagine the kids with a circular saw, or a nail gun...... on second thoughts, that would be perfect for granma. 

And a very  to you, Rik. 

Me, I'll settle for a better than last year, year. 

[Sandra]

To work in B&Q?

I dont think that they would want or need to work Simon, theyd probably get their wives and kids flown over and be given a nice big house and lots of benefits, while they plotted the best way to kill as many of us as possible