Topic: Pulled Over.

[mistybear]

                                                                            Pulled Over.

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

The officer wanting to be sure so he asked "Please step out of the car and show me."

So he got out with the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the tests they're giving now!"

[Rik]

 

[TR]

They'll  soon axe those tests I bet 

[Clive]

 

[Simon]

They'll  soon axe those tests I bet 

Yep, they'll be for the chop.   

[TR]

Better than being half "Cut" 

[Rik]

Everyone's being very sharp in this thread.

[Simon]

I'm getting hacked off with it now.

[Rik]

Time for the chop, then.

[Simon]

Done that one.   

[mistybear]

No matter how you slice and dice it, the end is near.......

[Rik]

Done that one.   

You expect me to remember anything before this morning? 

[Simon]

Oh, I thought you were a cut above in the mornings. 

[Rik]

Actually, I'm much more an owl.

[Simon]