Topic: SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LEEDS TOO LONG

[mistybear]

                                                           SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LEEDS TOO LONG

1. You are unaware of any other club culture except Leeds.

2. You get secretly excited when people say Leeds is the new big thing.

3. You fool yourself into thinking you can afford to shop at Harvey Nicks by going to the restaurant and ordering a water- and taking five hours to drink it.

4. Ladies: you dress like a tart out of Ibiza Uncovered for a night out.

5. Gents: you act like a w**ker from Ibiza Uncovered for a night out.

6. You'll go into a designer shop at the start of the new season and ask how much something will be in the end of season sale.

7. You go around Harvey Nicks to see what's in fashion, then run over to TopShop and buy something similar - and then lie about where you got it from.

8. You see Leeds United players beating someone up/shagging a blonde in Majestyk and don't think anything of it.

9. You think Londoners are ponces and that London is 'crap', but you've never been as you can't afford the fare, and mum won't let you borrow the mini.

10. You hate students - even though you are one.

11. Leeds is the centre of your universe - you can't ever imagine leaving. Until you leave, then you can't ever imagine going back.