The six men in a woman's life who turn her on
The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off"
The Dentist because he says; "Open wide"
The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back"
The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown"
The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it"
The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
Right that's it
I'm sure Im due for a dentist & doctor's review, I need a 4 pinter of milk, my hair could do with a spruce up, that wall needs plastering and I must make a deposit in the bank