Topic: The Castaway Irishman.

[Clive]

One day an Irishman, who had been stranded  on a deserted
island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.

He thought to himself,' It's certainly not a ship.'


Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.

 Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and  down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,'Tell me, how long has
it been since you've had a good cigar?'

'Ten years' replied the amazed  Irishman.
 
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and

pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
 
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag.
'Faith and Begorrah'
said the castaway, 'that is so good! I'd almost  forgotten how great a smoke can  be !'

'And how long has it been since you've had a drop  of good Powers Irish
Whiskey?' asked the blonde.
 
Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten  years.'
 
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right
 sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him ..
 
He opened the flask and took a long drink. 'Tis nectar
 of the Gods!' shouted
the Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic !!'

 At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip
 the long front of  her wet suit, right down the middle.  She looked  at
 the trembling man and  asked, 'And how long has it been since you played
around?'
 
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and
 sobbed, 'Jesus, > Mary and Joseph!  Don't tell me you've got golf
 clubs in there too?'

[Rik]

[Simon]