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Offline Serenity

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21st Century Farmer
« on: April 06, 2009, 19:45 »
This is about a farmer with a small holding in Wales but this tale could be anywhere in Great Britain.

 

The Department of Work & Pensions claimed he was not paying proper wages to his farm hands and sent an Inspector out to interview him.

 

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the inspector. "Well," replied the farmer, "There's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board. There is a lady who cleans and cooks she's been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week plus free room and board."

 

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Scotch every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

 

"That's the man I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the Inspector.

"That would be me then," was the farmers reply    :rant:
 

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Re: 21st Century Farmer
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 20:53 »
Probably very true!  :)
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Re: 21st Century Farmer
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 23:02 »
 ;D

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Re: 21st Century Farmer
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 10:42 »
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Probably very true!
Not like the farmers I have ever met   ;D ;D

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Re: 21st Century Farmer
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 08:36 »
 :laugh:
Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.


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