Topic: Life Science Final

[Clive]

The student*not necessarily a well-prepared student*sat in his life science
classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
"Give four advantages of breast milk. "What to write? He sighed, and began to
scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best.
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
Um. So far so good...maybe. But the exam demanded a four-part answer.
Again,what to write? Once more he sighed. He frowned. He scowled. Then sighed
again. But suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly he
scribbled his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers.

[Simon]

[mistybear]

 

[Rik]

 

[Clive]

That made it all worthwhile!   

[mistybear]

     Aren't you going away soon...  you should definitely pop in, we have some lovely cliffs just down the road. 

[Clive]

Hey!  I'm no pushover!   

[Simon]

 

[mistybear]

That's okay Clive, I'll give you a shove, oops sorry, I mean, a hand. 

[Simon]

Now, you just know he'll take that the wrong way, MB!   

[mistybear]

I suppose it's to be expected.... 

[Clive]

That's okay Clive, I'll give you a shove, oops sorry, I mean, a hand. 

That would be a job well done.   

[mistybear]

But such a small one. 

[Clive]

A small step for a man, but a big step for mankind.