OY!!!
Those were my finest
(and most contrived) puns ever! I even got 'Gethsemane' into it. Credit where it's due, please
.
For what it's worth, I believe there's nothing like a Kenwood Chef for mixing dough, but if I'm short of time I'll happily make bread in my Panasonic SD255. Even bread made in a machine is far superior to anything bought from the shops.
Moving even further OT, I've tried the Richard Bertinet method and although I can make the sourdough starter, my dough is so slack that it's unkneadable.
Oh, and do make an effort to see the film - it's a giggle.