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Offline mistybear

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Aussie man seeking employment.
« on: May 17, 2009, 11:08 »
                                                                 Aussie man seeking employment.

An Australian man is seeking to join the Police force

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"I like your attitude!" says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

Those who can make you believe absurdities,
can make you commit atrocities.

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Re: Aussie man seeking employment.
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2009, 11:54 »
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Re: Aussie man seeking employment.
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2009, 12:20 »
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Re: Aussie man seeking employment.
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2009, 13:41 »
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2009, 19:16 »
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