In surgery for a heart attack, a middle aged women has a vision of God by her bedside.
"Will I die?" She asks.
God says,"No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 more years to live, she decides to make the best of it. So, since she is in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The day she is discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains.
"That's true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs,"I didn't recognize you."
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