Topic: OLDER WOMEN ARE SO REASONABLE - THIS IS TRUE!

[Clive]

 
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one

day and said, "44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,

slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I

got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl."

 

 "Now I have a £1,500,000 home, a £45,000 car, nice big bed and

plasma screen TV but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It

seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

 

 My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out

and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would

once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,

sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and

white TV.

 

 Arn't older women great? They really know how to solve your

mid-life crisis.

[Simon]

Are you saying Mrs Clive is 65?  I must email her with a link to this thread. 

[Clive]

She's the same age as Sandra.   

[Simon]

 

[Clive]

Nothing wrong with a bit of cradle snatching Simon.  Ask Sam.  He's the world expert!   

[Simon]

 

[sam]

Nothing wrong with a bit of cradle snatching Simon.  Ask Sam.  He's the world expert!   

eh its only 4 years, the same gap as my parents!

[Simon]

Clive's just jealous. 

[Rik]

eh its only 4 years, the same gap as my parents!

But consider it in percentage terms, Sam. 

[Clive]

Teachers and their students.   

[sam]

Teachers and their students.   

well I did get moved from the labs she was in... apart from the ones where I didn't do any marking.. (bascially that meant I taught all different years of undergraduate astronomy)

[Clive]

well I did get moved from the labs she was in...

Please spare us the details of the experiments you carried out on that poor girl!   

[sam]

Please spare us the details of the experiments you carried out on that poor girl!   

i'm not going to win here am I?

[Clive]

Jealousy will get me nowhere Sam.