A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the
husband's 60th birthday.
During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had
been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one
wish each.
The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never
gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the
world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets
in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then
said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger
than me."
The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.