Topic: 63 years old, and pregnant.

[Clive]

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new
doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination  room, the doctor told her she was
pregnant.
 
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older
doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her
story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.
 
Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first  doctor's room.
'What's the hell's wrong with you?' he demanded. 'This woman is 63 years
old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she
was pregnant??!!
 
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up he
said:
 
'Does she still have the hiccups?'

[Simon]

[Rik]