And god said to the druids, "Do you want any commandments ?"
The druids said what are they.
God said things like thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not covet your neighbours ox etc.
Druids said "No Thanks".
God then asked the Romans and they asked the same and gave the same answer. He asked the Egyptians, the Mayans and everyone else who was around with no one wanting any.
Then one day he saw Moses on a mountain and asked him if he wanted any commandments. Moses said "How much are they ?"
God said theyre free.
Moses said give me ten of them then
Maybe I am a bit like Moses, if Google is giving netbooks away then I would have a few