Topic: How Britain got the hots for curry

[Simon]

 

[sam]

Rik - time to make your own soy source then... actually if you just did a plain stir fry then the salt levels can't be that bad can they?

[Rik]

We have found alternatives in most instances, Sam, though not yet for haggis. 

[GillE]

 

There is no substitute for haggis, Rik, just as there's nothing quite like changing a baby's nappy, or rickets, or dementia.

[Simon]

[Rik]

There is no substitute for haggis, Rik, just as there's nothing quite like changing a baby's nappy, or rickets, or dementia.

I know, but haggis at least tasted good. This will be the first St Andrew's night in the past 37 years that I haven't eaten haggis.

[sam]

I know, but haggis at least tasted good. This will be the first St Andrew's night in the past 37 years that I haven't eaten haggis.

beans on toast instead... though something tells me you probably can't have processed baked beans either? 

[Rik]

You're right on two counts, Sam. The second one means you wouldn't want to be anywhere near me. 

[Delgado]

You're right on two counts, Sam. The second one means you wouldn't want to be anywhere near me. 

I see you gotta watch your bowels as well Rik.

 

[Rik]

As it happens...

[Simon]

beans on toast instead... though something tells me you probably can't have processed baked beans either? 

That would be cannibalism! 

[Rik]

It runs in the family.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sawney_Bean

[Simon]

  And you invited me to your house for dinner!   

[Rik]

As dinner.

[Simon]