Topic: Pete Waterman to pen UK Eurovision song

[Clive]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8487072.stm

[Rik]

Yip. Sorry, can't manage the pee... 

[Simon]

So, it will be bland, manufacturered pap, just like all of his other records. 

[Rik]

Should fit into the competition well then.

[Simon]

[sam]

We need MUSE!

[Rik]

Or, at least, a muse.

[Rodders]

Jedward would have been perfect for Eurinevision.  The UK shouldn't have to suffer on its own.

[Rik]

Good idea, while they're competing could we also destroy their passports and not let them back. 

[Clive]

Jedward would have been perfect for Eurinevision.  The UK shouldn't have to suffer on its own.

Thankfully I never saw or heard them.   

[Rodders]

Oh, what a shame.  In a nutshell, these two teenaged 'entertainers' were the idiot bastard offspring of Beavis & Butthead and bizarrely survived elimination from X-Factor until the final rounds despite a conspicuous lack of talent.  If you can imagine a noise not unlike Pinky & Perky being slaughtered with a road drill, you'd be close to visualising the kind of vocal talent these two muppets had.  You'll have to google for a picture - I can't bear to look.

[Clive]

Never before have I wanted to point a double barrel shotgun at anyone.  Now I'm prepared to make an exception.   

YOU TUBE

[Simon]

Even worse, they murder a perfectly good song!   

[Serenity]

Oh, what a shame.  In a nutshell, these two teenaged 'entertainers' were the idiot bastard offspring of Beavis & Butthead and bizarrely survived elimination from X-Factor until the final rounds despite a conspicuous lack of talent.  If you can imagine a noise not unlike Pinky & Perky being slaughtered with a road drill, you'd be close to visualising the kind of vocal talent these two muppets had.  You'll have to google for a picture - I can't bear to look.

So, any preference on your seat option in the audiance then Rod?   

[Rodders]

My usual one - behind the pillar, next to the bog.