Topic: THE BLONDE AND THE TWO IRISHMEN

[Clive]

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
 
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
 
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the  height of this flagpole, but we don't have a  ladder.'
 
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
 
  She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
 
  Then, she walked off.
 
  Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the  height and she gives us the  length.'

 

[GillE]

You can tell she was a blonde.  Try putting a flagpole up again after it's been lowered - it's much harder than you would think!

[Simon]

So true of many things.   

[sam]