Author Topic: Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies (Read 1642 times)

Simon · « **on:** November 26, 2010, 11:07 »

Now, for the jokes!

Rik · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2010, 11:19 »

Just look very carefully at anything you buy with his name on the package.

Simon · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2010, 11:27 »

Clive · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2010, 13:21 »

Now there will be a shortage of turkeys this Christmas. EVERYBODY PANIC!

daveeb · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2010, 13:23 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-11845703

Now, for the jokes!

Well lets face it, he was no spring chicken

Simon · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2010, 13:59 »

Apparently Bernard Matthews has left a large fortune in his will but it is reported none of his family will benefit. They are all spitting feathers.

Rik · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2010, 15:47 »

Clive · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2010, 15:48 »

I smell a conspiracy theory. Why did he die immediately after Thanksgiving?

Rik · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2010, 15:51 »

'Twas the Turkey's Revenge!

Clive · « **Reply #9 on:** November 26, 2010, 22:16 »

That's a conspiracy theory I can believe in.

Simon · « **Reply #10 on:** November 26, 2010, 22:17 »