An engineer walked into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the only qualified
person as her chemist husband had died so she and her widowed sister now
owned the shop. There were no males employed there but she then asked
whether she could help the gentleman.
The engineer said that it was something that he would be much more
comfortable discussing with a male chemist.
She assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was
that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him
with the highest level of professionalism.
The engineer agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss,
but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe
embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The chemist said, "Just a minute, I ' ll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We ' ve discussed it at length and the
absolute best we can do is,
1/3 ownership in the shop, a company car, and $1,500 a month plus living
expenses.
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