Topic: Indian Head Dress

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Have you ever wondered what the feathers  in a Indians head band stood for?

A female reporter, interviewing  an American Indian Chief, asked the significance of the varied
number of feathers in Indian headdresses.

"Feathers show number of sexual  partners," the chief replied.

Indicating a nearby young  brave, he continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him?", pointing to a second, older man, "Three women, three feathers."

The reporter looked at the  Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"

The Chief proudly slapped his  chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."

Horrified, the female reporter  said, "You ought to be hung!"

The Chief said, "Damn right. Me  hung big like buffalo, long like snake."

The offended reporter said,  "You don't have to be hostile!"
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style,  dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"

The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"
"No deer", said the Chief, "ass  too high, run too fast.

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