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Offline Clive

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Passport Control
« on: March 21, 2011, 15:18 »
I went out to work in Australia recently. The woman at the Passport Control said to me, 'Welcome to Australia, Sir. Do you have a Criminal Record?'

I replied, 'Oh s***, do you still need one?'
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Re: Passport Control
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2011, 16:09 »
The alternative punch line presumably involved Rolf Harris?
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Re: Passport Control
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2011, 18:11 »
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Re: Passport Control
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 02:22 »
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