Topic: Conversation in a Kentucky Bar

[Clive]

A guy walks into a bar in   Kentucky and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from  Chicago "
The bartender says, "What do you do in  Chicago ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers,
"It's okay boys. He's one of us."

[Simon]

 

[sam]

 

[Rik]

Odd, the last time I heard this, it was a Welsh bar. 

[Clive]